(PIP) La, la-la, la-la. Mmmm, so much cheeeeese!
(PIP) Hey, this isn't cheese, it's gold!
(PIP) But oh wait, there's a shaft. Maybe there's cheese at the bottom of that.
(PIPERBOT) Wait Pip! It might be dangerous…
(PIPERBOT) Oh, Pip...
(PIP) Oh, there's no cheese in the middle of this Cheeseteroid. Awww, shucks.